What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 03:43

Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?
So they tried
No way
share office space ...
Still no good
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Vera Rubin quarter coin released by US Mint - BBC Sky at Night Magazine
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Bristol Myers Joins Race for New Class of Cancer Drugs With BioNTech Deal - Barron's
Next, they tried...
No go.
Just Forget it!
How can someone feel more FTM when AMAB?
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Million-Dollar Project Aims to Expose Bad Medical Research - Gizmodo
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?